There’s an Alien in my Apple !

Alien in Apple

Since early childhood I have been hearing and reading about visions that people see in clouds, in tree bark, on their toast, and various other places. Such people seem to be, mostly, religious folk, such as Pastafarians or Catholics who see visions of FSM, The Virgin Mary, etc.

Be that as it may, after traveling around the sun almost 79 times aboard this damp dirt ball we call home, I have finally witnessed my very own vision . . .

. . . the face of an alien in the apple I sliced open last evening.

Apples are one of my favorite snacks, and I find the apples from the Sierra foothills near Tehachapi to be particularly delicious. I will enjoy them even more, now that I know they have been blessed by visitors from outer space!

[[ With apologies to Pastafarians, Catholics, and other religious folk. ]]

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About w6bky

Retired 29 May 1987. Now do hobbies: blogging, ham radio, gardening, etc.
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One Response to There’s an Alien in my Apple !

  1. Mike says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha… You should have sold the apple to the same people in Las Vegas who bought the slice of bread that looked it had Monroe’s photo (or was the virgin Mary’s?)

    This way you could make some money and buy yourself a good telescope. By the way, I love star gazing. It was one of my hobbies when I was a kid, using only my eyes, clear nights, and the inspiration of Carl Sagan

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